NAIL ART & YOUNG OBAMA FAPPING MATERIAL.

For some reason, I am DYING to get some ridiculous nail art. My job wouldn't even let me have painted nails, which was obviously a bummer, but since my short stint at making burritos is over, and it is summertime, I might splurge and get some rhinestones and whathaveyou glued onto my fingertips soon.
Last spring when I visited Shellie in Los Angeles, we splurged and got matching fake leopard print nails. If I remember correctly, they were around $80, but man, they were worth it. They looked awesome and stayed flawless for over 2 weeks. I think ideally, I would have something ridiculous, like American flag nails, or nails with pandas and kitten faces on them. Maybe something involving neon colors, polka dots, or glue on bows. Drool and/or giggle at the following prime examples of nail art.


uploaded by aya1gou
KAWAII NAILS? OF COURSE.


uploaded by abby walton
I would totally rock these right now. A little out there, subtle enough
yet totally eye popping. Yeah, dawg.


uploaded by pinky anela
The best detail is definitely the gold chains.


uploaded by aya1gou
Entitled Strawberry Fields Forever. Perfect way to show Beatles appreciation, no?


uploaded by shelly123u
Oh you know. Just throwing mass amounts of glitter and color together to make some magic. Also, check these rainbow animal print hello kitty nails she did. WOWWEEE.


ALSO, HELLOOOOOOOO MISTER PRESIDENT:









UNF UNF UNF. Sup smoking fetish (might deserve a whole post of it's own).

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